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Every time I return to porn from a vacation of titillation, lust, and boredom I always try to talk my way out of it.
"Dude, you've seen it all."
"There is nothing new on the net."
"It's tame these days."
I think I like being wrong a lot.
Anal penetration will always be the classic porn shock. The genre is not so ripe for expansion. In one new instance, a couple choreographed grossness and precision into an art.
She was balanced on her neck and head, offering her bottom (which was being power-drilled) by her male partner from above. He triple squirted exactly in her pooper hole at point blank range. Some cum went running over her thin beaver and was almost caught in her mouth. Additionally, "The Butt Conquer" continued to unload an unreal helping of dude milk on her sweet spot like a frazzled baker icing pastries for the morning rush. If there wasn't enough butt-pumping drama, she then literally blows anal bubbles and the finale had King Jizz go for a second round in her backdoor.
The show starts at the 1:27 mark. http://www.redtube.com/402
I'll never forget the first time I scoped naked people freely fondling each other in a magazine. I'm trying to forget the first time I saw a dude without anything to show. I saw the carnage and it wasn't even pornographic: a guy who purposely lost everything downstairs. You couldn't even call him stumpy as there was only a small pee pee hole. The horror!
Normally I'm rooting in anticipation for the facial. However, when it happens to the smiling camera guy, who didn't expect it getting spooged in his eye and millimeters from his mouth, it's nasty. Gonzo porn has raised the bar for itself. (Oh yeah, and I feel a new sympathy for girls who have to put up with this.)
It was shocking when the "young on old" genre came into being. It was creepy. It was nasty. It spawned two demon children: "mom on son" and "dad on daughter" sub-genres.
Current day shocker is related, only vaguely. There is "old on old" theme blazing new (um, dry?) trails. While I fully respect everyone's right to hook-up (on and off the camera), I would prefer that the Senior Citizen option (with that obnoxious preview pic!) is banished from my portal page, or any aggregating porn service. We don't need porn stars who incite the inner query, "Is that a big mole, or is that a small nipple?"
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