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My mother taught me to wear a shirt during dinner. It turns out the nipples are equally offensive as they are fascinating. Mommy never told me to wear pants while eating. This guide is to ensure you always look your best sucking down a bag of Doritos with your junk hanging out.
Given that most guys (of any age) will drop their pants in public or private for little or no reason, I urge dudes to incorporate a ball shaving into your life. On Monday, and every Monday afterwards, shave your sac. Not only will you feel porno-cool, it will look wicked. And once you've got a happy and cool ball sac vibe, you can bet casual sex follows (if that's your M.O.).
The greek symbol of phi represents beauty encased in mathematics. Blah blah blah. Basically, if you are in search of self-hotness and you don't want to deal with math; trim about 1/3 off the longest body hair and your fuzz will look tight and sexy. Use an electronic trimmer or some scissors and it may be the best 5 minutes you'll invest in yourself this year. This tip will make your pubes and various bod hair look pimpin' instead of nappy and unkept.
If you understand the basics you can skip the pictures below, unless you like funny pr0n of both chicks and dicks. <<Click here to skip to the girls>>
Make it bigger. Shaving helps in the most dire of situation.
Make it smaller: The horsedick effect. If you're in the 8"++ class, nobody is going to give a damn about your absent pubes.
But don't make it evil. I can't recommend the Hitler pube look. Expressing that you want to kill all the different kids, with a penchant to take over the world, doesn't scream sex-god.
Yes, you can add 1/2" just by trimming.
No sense looking tiny on the runway. A model's job is to be an inspiration to mankind/womankind... trim your nether regions.
Getting your ball's licked is about encouragement. Smooth balls are more friendly.
Today's anonymous exhibitionism is tomorrow's party game. People want to look, don't make them think "ZOMFG!"
Fuck! Does he hide weed in that bush? Something just isn't right.
Shaved balls are a sign that your serious about pleasure.
Shaved balls stay cooler! Though, if the nads aren't one color, you should think twice about showing them off.
Trimmed pubes mean: I'm not burning of heat. I'm quite cool.
Only the trimmed have earned status to wear chicks' clothes and make it look plausible.
There's bush here? I didn't even notice!
Yeah, I'd sample that cherry. I could bounce a quarter off that ass and get 3 dimes back.
Long flowing hair is license to go animal downstairs.
If you have a full bush, never be seen nude without a flower or other dubious prop.
Sure, a clipping would do wonders, but an OK tan will make me forget.
Is that a lost muppet? How do I communicate with it? WTF!?!? (... yeah, I'd tap that.)
These were all featured as ugly pussies. I'd like to veto blind judgment.
Trimming your junk makes a small chest look fun.
Proper trimming zero's the focus exactly where it should go.
Guys may be dumb, but they recognize clamshell art (and the attached lady) when they see it.
The best way to make a chick look tiny is to trim accordingly.
Sometimes dudes need to see where the handles are.
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