Sex Guide:
What's the best move to put on a girl?

Speed is confidence

In fact, if you move slow and wait for your babe to approve she could easily be wondering if you know what the fuck you're doing.

Jack be clever 
Jack be quick 
Use a condom
Don't get sick 
Find the pussy
Give it a lick
Play for a sec
Fuck with dick

I admit, I am a one trick pony. All girls seem to like my move which is why I never branched out and developed some new game tactics. Girls also do great with other girls, but that's really a story of porno appreciation.

Respect the order of operations

Requirements: you need a girl, and you need to know which is your dominant hand.

1. If you're right handed then you sit next to a chick so she's at your left side. Reverse if you're a lefty.
2. Talk to her, emphasizing on getting closer to her.
3. As you get closer to her and talk/make-out make sure your chest rubs on her closest boob. You can play it as accidental or intentional.
4. With your dominant hand you want to slowly make your way down to her lower abs.
5. Massage tummy with leading thumb or finger or whatever. The belly button is like the launch pad for bigger adventures. This is the last stop before the jungle... if it wasn't deforested.
6. When she starts breathing hard make your way down to her inner thigh.
7. If her pussy is kicking off some heat, you can think about preparing your master tool (unless you're putting the moves on a babe in church.)
8. If it looks like everything is a go you only need to do some light finger work downstairs. Not too much - you want her to want something meatier. Whatever you do, don't finish with your index finger... there's nothing in it for you.
9. Use your imagination. If you made it this far you'll be very safe making it up as you go along.
10. ...
11. Some people smoke after sex. I prefer a short 4 1/2 hour nap.

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