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This is not an exclusive guide to sex on myspace/facebook/the Internet. These are merely pointers that either I have capitalized on or have been reported to work.
If you're not within the age range of someone online (45/m on 21/f isn't going to fly)... you might as well stop now. And of course, there is that American law: 18+ males are illegal on <18yo girls.
You need a profile that screams you're interested in sex. Posting body parts online is a little too much. Post a pic of yourself online with no shirt, but crop the picture shoulders and up. Skin speaks sex. The more you show the better, but too much just shows you're a player/ho. This is all useless if the flash goes off just as the penis is going up the ass or whatever.
You need a gimmick. Advertise your hot tub. Talk about your new underwear. Mothers hated the myspacer who pitched his new van with dark windows and a mattress in the back -for sloppy sex, of course. Everyone has something to offer and something to gain. Gimmicks are nothing more than your online style.
Post your schedule online. Nothing as creepy as a minute by minute account of where you are all the time. People DO pick up if you'll be in their area. There are a lot of lurkers out there. Mentioning that you'll be in such and such part of the city will usually perk up some ears. Hinting that you always strap a gun keeps the curious rapist away.
If you're a guy you need to grow some insights into the world, then you need to learn to write it. Girls give points to guys that are intelligent.
If you're a girl ...well, I don't need to advise the ladies.
Ultimately, if you're a girl or guy, you need a whole lot of patience. It takes a while to find someone online worth talking with. Then you need a couple months of working to weed out the losers, the liars, the lame. Once you meet your hopeful partner you'll find someone who isn't much like who they said they were... and you'll fuck out of disgust and desperation.
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