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I've secretly done a few fatties. I'm educated to talk about this. Consider all info here strictly as "the tip of the ice-berg."
Fatness has many roots, much blame, and simple solutions (namely a better diet and hardcore exercise, 7 days a week). If all fat-tards were as militant about jogging as they are about complaining about being overweight I wouldn't see scales that go up to 330 pounds.
Fat chicks are obese maybe because they have some unbalanced chemistry in their body. Realistically, shoving all that extra food down their hole doesn't help the situation. Big girls have an emotional problem. Crazy, emotionally driven tempers, prime the out of control eating binge that cause them to be overweight. Interestingly, if girls would just cut the sugar, sodas, cheese, fats, restaurant fattiness, fried garbage, snacks, candy, desserts, that sneaky 10pm "meal," and chocolates out of their diet they would begin to lose weight. Most girls bitch at this non-sense saying "there's no fun in eating," only they just proved: eating is an emotional circus and they need help.
Fat chicks are easy - Take a fattie home and it's understood; we're fucking tonight. Guys don't have food at their place -well, maybe they have some Top Ramen soup and a beer, but fattie will have to fight boy for his prized food -that's fucking breakfast. Skinny girls, on the other hand, will come over, sniff the place out, and closely guard their option to bone. Fat girls know: this is as good as it gets.
Fat chicks have no self-respect - Fat is not attractive. At best, a fat chick is as pretty as animal porn... sure there might be a slight moment of "wow," but the imagination always leads to "why?" Fat chicks are keenly aware that they have little sex appeal, but that doesn't stop them from rolling lard in over-sized sexy-to-nobody clothes. Fat does not look good tightly bundled up or just flopping around. Big chicks are on the hunt for a greater fool, someone to tell them they are hot. Guys, If you can lie, you can get easy booty... which of course is sleezy, and sort of uncool.
Fat chicks are undersexed - Big girls don't get laid that often. If we compare Skinny Susan -age 19 (who might even have small tits) to Big Betty -age 19 too, both with big fun personalities, and both live in a large metropolis, we will come to a contrast in lifestyle. Skinny Susan will be approached by at least 10+ guys and could easily expand her program to being fucked every night by a different dude (I've seen this to be true). Meanwhile, Big Betty will have few approaches from guys (as in, maybe maybe 1 guy every 8 days). Big Betty then has to rely on the club scene to satisfy her sex/I-am-a-worthwhile-human-being needs. However, she won't be the only fattie there. All the fat chicks offer their blubber on "the scene." They tend to lurk in the shadow and almost always wear black. Oh, and for the record- guys automatically associate black with fat. Big Betty has to compete with all the other overweight women for a dude to call her own. This is great news to a horny guy who doesn't give a fuck where his dick goes.
Fat chicks have no self-respect - Since fat women fully understand their hideousness they tend to bring this as a cumbersome, shy, achilles heel, to every conversation they have. Guys who sleep with bulky girls will ultimately have to play a therapist to a childish attitude, "It's not my fault that I'm fat." or "I can't control my body." Sometimes the inflated female will ask for confirmation that she is loved/adored. I think it's wise to be honest, but I've lied to make it home without seeing tears and sniffles. (as a guy, I have a sensitive side)
During sex, their skin is cold and clammy - Fucking a fattie = "am I porking a whale?" Yes, it's revolting. Normal sex with a ordinary babe is great because the warm body complements the hot pussy oh so well. The chubby chicks don't 'share' their warmth too well. Heat transfer is slick when (as a guy) you get various waves of hotness off a bucking fucking body. Sex with fat girl can be previewed with two cold hamburger patties or leave the holiday turkey out at room temperature and drill out a portal hole for your cock. No kidding.
There is no inspiration to lick the sweat off blubber after sex - Fat chicks tend to only make cold sweat. It might have been warm at one point, but the fat shields warmth and cold sweat isn't exactly the stuff of post-sex joy.
Their pussy feels - ...shit, you'll be kind of grossed out sticking anything in a fatty pocket. There will always be a debate with guys on tightness/firmness of the pussy. Big chicks sometimes satisfy -your dickage may vary.
Fat covers her butt hole - and few men are brave enough to touch, move, and lick. Certain guys want the crown that top porn stars wear -for whatever reason. These guys are not going to pair up with big women. For the record, I've never rimmed a plus sized hog.
You probably can't bench a fat woman - All guys (age 14 and over) can pick up skinny babes. During sex, there is occasionally a need to move the girl about for 'creative' or 'auxiliary' reasons. With a porker, some fun is wicked out of the game and she morphs into just a freaky carnival-style fucking booth. (This quality may be useful to the vigins looking for an instructional plain-vanilla intercourse tutorial.)
While I was rough on the big females, I believe I am doing some good. Fat is not ever going to be universally accepted as something beautiful. Beauty is about lusty mysterious appeal and curves and folds that drive a mate senseless. Fat is fucking up the formula. What's crazier is "hunger" was the greatest threat to America maybe 60 years ago, today it's obesity.
Inside every chunker is a lovely lady who is hot (and won't date me because I wrote this). If it takes pissing off 999 chubsters so 1 new hottie will make it into the dating pool in the next two or three years, then it was worth it.
To answer the looming question swirling around me and this piggish web page; I'm the typical guy, I don't discriminate -when drinking. I have a sliding hotness code when I'm drunk. I'd screw anyone if I was drunk enough, but I'm starting with the hotties first and working my way down. This, of course, becomes the conclusion fatties want to hear. As long as there is liquor in the world, men will tolerate them, men will pork them, and fatties understand this as being loved(?!?!?!).
So sad.
Stay thin. That's where the action is. Nobody wants to be fat, plumpness isn't a "sales competitive advantage." If you're a virgin guy, who can lie, take everything into consideration, you could be uplifting the spirits of a fattie and seeing some action very soon.
(Yeah, I'm kind of a dick.)
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