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Sex Guide:
Do you get / have you had oral?

Yes. It's a really great idea until you actually have it done to you -then it sucks. No it blows. Hmmm. Bad analogies.

 

Most guys don't want this going public

Mouth on penis really isn't that good, compared to cooter on yogurt gun.

It's not all it's cracked up to be. Serious! Those players in porn are faking it. Your homeboy who's bragging about soggy underwear right after lunch is faking it. Sorry if I'm deflating your world.

A dick sucking is nice, but it's not a threat to casual(or committed) sex.

 

The girls' perspective

A chick commented on the Internet that a good blowjob is about 80% enthusiasm, 2% spit and the rest is just talent, technique, with a little bit of magic. This would be right around what I've found on the receiving end... Remember though, most of that "talent" is ALSO enthusiasm. Which means a decent BJ is really just 95%+ faking the fact that she wants a throbbing meat stick rammed down her throat.

I can't certify this statement but: most girls don't wake up thinking about gagging on some dude's tool. If you realize that girls perform oral as a favor, then you'll be more likely (as in, this could happen a lot) to wake up to a babe humming for a cumming with your cock in their mouth.

 

Advice to girls starting out

Find a nice dude who responds to your command to practice a first BJ on. Think of guys like dogs -and you want the puppy that is most trainable. Dudes of any age, regardless of upstanding pedigree, will instinctively try to thrust his love muscle down a chick's esophagus until he can jizz in your stomach.

 

Tangents

One fascinating "science-y" page is whether straight guys can tell who's slobbing their beef . For more reference on style check out the BJ guide on everything2.

 

 

 

 


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