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What is homo sex?

Would you like something up your butt? Some people try new things.

 

The practice

Homo sex is what homosexuals do when they want to be intimate/get off/reach orgasm. I'm not the official spokesperson for the gays, but sex implies intercourse and the gays sometimes stick a weenis in a butt hole and, I guess, at least one person likes that. It's also called anal, or anal sex. Look it up if you need demonstration pictures. Remember, this is the spot where poop comes from. Anal practioners report pulling their cocks out and having it covered in feces.

Use a condom. A clean dick will follow.

 

Virus' kill gays early

If you're gay, be careful. Gay sex is a great way to transmit and catch HIV (which leads to AIDS, which kills you in a couple years). The gays are giving each other the gift of HIV, whereas straight people simply give each other HPV. Correction: you can certainly get HIV if you're straight and beating the bush "around town." My point is, proportionally, gays have a much higher concentration of HIV then straight people. Which means; gays have an easier time picking up HIV->AIDS->Death in gay sex, then straight sex.

 

Gays push the envelope

Also, at least a few people end up in the Emergency Room every year because they can't get toys, screwdrivers, foods, bits of plastic, homemade dildos, gerbils, and other tough to reach items out of their bung hole. In one real incident, somebody shoved a light bulb up their ass (plugged in), it shattered inside his rectum, and he was electrocuted to death.

 

Ass Sex + BJ's

There are dildos you can buy that have a safety plug, so it won't get stuck inside you. You're on your own shopping for enhancers, and most places won't sell to you if you're under 18, watch out for Texas and the rest of the "the south". Obviously this is where you need a fake ID, a really cool older sis/bro, or a sense of imagination.

Also known as homo sex is your garden-variety blow job (a.k.a. "getting head") from a same gender partner. Mentioned earlier, oral sex is kinda lame. Mouth on penis. Grease weenie with spit. Keep away from teeth. Nothing to see here, move along. -Unless you do want to see boy on boy action... then you have to search for some combination of the words gay oral sex boy penis anal sex teen. Have fun with that.

 

The Lesbians

Girl on girl action is something else entirely. Most of the lesbians that I've met hate men. Vengeful hate is the more appropriate word.

I occasionally see pictures of two hot girls making out. But hot girls 'making out' is usually just for attention.

 

 

 


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