Sex Guide:
What's the point of pubes?

Pubes are funny to look at. There's also the fun party game, "Does the carpet match the drapes?" Hint: blonds and redheads are always exciting guesses. Besides that:

Pubes increase smell to find a mate

...the good kind of smell. Yummy. In one's crotch there are two kinds of sweat glands. One will eventually make you..uh..stink, and the other produces scent-less odor called pheromones. Pheromones make your partner hungry for your sex. In theory, hair -down there- increases the surface area for the pheromones to radiate off of. Ditto this for armpit hair.

Pubes define the "Age of Sex"

All around the world, for ages, pubes are respected as the club all-access pass to sexual excursions that will only get more physical. Very few people globally and throughout time pursue "bald" youngin's. It's only been relatively recently (in America), and with the backing of the Puritanical-inspired religious groups, have limits been put up on who (which age class) can shag with whom. Leave it to the Bible thumpers to impose their view on biological simplicities.

Pubes mean you should be getting laid... and it'll probably happen any day now.

Pubes mean "More Cushioning for the Pushing"

Few people want a bumpy ride during sex. I don't know anyone who craves freakin' on calcium structures, a.k.a. the pubic bone.

Granted nobody uses the hair on their head as a pillow... Consider a furry groin a blessing and maybe something that needs to be trimmed.

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