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Recently, I caught the start of a Dr. Phil show. Topic: how to talk to kids about sex. What implored me to turn off the tv was a tyke who asked for "details" about sex got rejected, they laughed at the little guy's curiosity, and of course they never mentioned any spicy details on Dr. Phil's lagging venue propped up by Oprah... And how interesting would the show be without the details?
With a bad attitude like that, it's guaranteed this young chump will learn about sex via the raunchiest program ever devised -schoolmates handing out sex ed. crafted by other clueless scamps. It's best to beat out those children and cut to what's important.
If you're out there kid, here are those details about sex. Oh yes, Dr. Phil has been restricted from practicing medicine for a long while now. He's only a doctor in title.
In America, the recent 9/11 of sexuality in media could easily revolve around Janet Jackson's popping out an accidental(?) boob for live TV camera. Part of the controversy stems from very disturbed mid-western church monkeys who consider 'fear of the naked form' the same thing as sex.
As a rule: photos and video depicting nudity without hidden motivations just show nakedness, and that's all. If there is a sense of distorted intent... then sexuality is usually what's about.
(Usually with no penis in the bung hole). You make love to someone you know. Usually, sex like this is made by lovers. Lovers like to get married so they can get a guaranteed stream of sex. Relationships are a very good idea. Once you get past the "let's fuck like animals" stage you'll agree with me.
Sex is all about private parts and the need to be with someone if only for a little while.
Sex is normal. It's where babies come from. Babies won't love you, they'll just cry and poop. Don't ever have a baby. Sex is also real entertaining, a lot of people think it's better than TV.
Sex is much like riding a bike or surfing. It's great most of the time but occasionally you'll run into problems. You could get a cramp having sex and it'll hurt real bad until you stop. You could also fall out of bed and land on your head. That can happen when you are doing the "advanced moves." Sometimes sex is interrupted because the Macy's fitting room clerk gets annoyed.
Prostitution is a form of sex. This is where you pay money for hookers to do anything you want to you. Men with a couple hundred dollars to spare like it. It's the oldest profession in the world and they are still innovating. It's also a great way to get AIDS and die. Don't die or catch an STD for sex.
Sex needs two people so you should find someone you'll be friends with. You really want someone you trust and you joke with. Ideally, have hilarious sex with a buddy.
8 year olds generally don't have a lot of sex. (However, in ten years I expect that anal will be a word on the playground. I've already heard "cock" in 5th grade.)
Use a condom. Don't have sex until you are old or rich.
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