Sex Guide:
Am I too young to have sex?

If you have to ask, then yeah, you're probably too young.

Sex means either: making another human (as in a screaming hungry baby) and possibly getting a Sexually Transmitted Disease. There may be an air of luck going in your favor... but have you been all that lucky in life so far?

Why?

If you have to ask adults if you're old enough, then I most likely won't see you standing in line at the Target clutching a box of condoms - especially when all the other old people in line are going to be staring you down the way they stare me down... with Fox News style hatred.

Fixing mistakes takesDon't have sex if you don't have a job to pay for an abortion. effort and energy

If you make a baby an abortion is going to run you $400. The abortion people usually don't print coupons in the weekly newspaper.

If you get an STD your parents are going to be pissed, as in really freakin' pissed! The clinic or hospital isn't going to treat you like a cute kid. And they are going to want money to try to heal your dumb ass.

Final Word

• Don't have sex if you aren't buying condoms on your own.
• Don't have sex if you don't have/can't afford health insurance.
• Don't have sex if you don't have a job to pay for an abortion.

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