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How cool people live and is based on real life. Nothing was pulled from the ass. (This guide is not endorsed by Barack Obama.) Photo credit, unknown - PM me if you want your due.
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Use excellent eye contact if you're interested in friendship or sex.
Don't get acne. It'll ruin your life. Search the Internet, there are free solutions.
A good body will help a cool finder.
Be emotionally stable or get on meds.
Coolness is not a part-time sport.
Run club cool. Your friends are your clients.
Always have a gameplan for assholes and bullies.
Enthusiasm makes anything possible.
Variety in what you do and what you say makes you hip.
Live funny. If you're not, you can learn, and you should.
Pick a style and stick with it. Nobody remembers a nobody.
Get laid and don't tell anyone why you're happy.
Take an honest interest in other people's lives.
Don't butt in just to tell a story that only you will benefit from.
Learn how to give a compliment.
Talk with you hands, but do it right.
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