How to be Cool:
Emotionally stability

Have an inner sense of peace. People want to be calm. Calmness is ultimately contagious.

Spazzes are not fun to be around. Be level headed and people will look to your guidance. Finding inner peace could be as easy as asking yourself some questions.

Some more pointers:

• Don't be overly dramatic
• Don't be crazy
• Don't carry a buttload of hostility with you. Someone else will.
• Don't always try to pick a fight
• Don't always think you're right
• And a true gift: think before talking. If you stop talking out your emotions we'll stop beating your ass.

Stay still

Most festivities have a swarm of people nervously anxious that something should happen, yet nothing does. Way back in the day, cigarettes delivered a solution to twitchy hands and fingers. Today, cellphones pick up where smoking is dying off. Today, the wannabe's dive into marginally absorbing cellphone games and shallow texting, in search of diversion, or seeking truth to the hot question of the ages, "Where you at!?".

In school and at work, the masses have to make due without their gimmicks... and tend to suffer more than their non-smoking non-cellphone toting counterparts. Hands will grip, pulse, and flap slowly. Arms will wave. Faces dart around the room searching for something should take away the emotional driven jitters.

Essentially, most uncool people fall into the trap of expressing boredom by a symphony of spastic kinetic energy.

To fix is simple

Don't be a wiggling fool if you seek cool.

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