How to be Cool:
Storytelling is an art you weren't born with

Do you know why being a smart storyteller is cool? Because anyone can nuke and serve a dumbass story about "blah blah blah that had this really funny ending -in the moment," I guess I'm not conveying that. And, oh, uh, I guess you had to be there. And you know what? If your dipshit, monkey stupid, story ends with the excuse, "you had to be there," then that's a prime reason why you shouldn't haven't told the fucking story in the first place!

And the secret is

Be a smart storyteller. Valuable ideas and insights give the listener(s) an edge, something that everyone wants. It's like handing out free money. Not only is it bloody-ice-cool, but you'll be liked very much if you can deliver smiles, knowledge, and do it often.

When gay is OK

Great story-tellers, who are guys, actually tell tales kind of like, if they were women. These guys will weave their narratives with an emotional introspection that add shock value since guys don't usually talk like chicks.

Meanwhile, super girls talkers, when laying down their stories, tell it like a testosterone-rich dude. They're fearless and fluent in swearing, detailing anything wet, slimy, or gross. They say penis with the ease of a three year old demanding cheerios.

Great storytellers tell it like it's never been heard before. They use wit. They always have something new to say.

Conclusion

Now that we are all on the same page:

In our "modern age" storytelling isn't taught. You have to learn. People who can tell a great story distinguish themselves from the lame crowd. Forward thinking revolutionaries are nothing short of amazing, are pack leaders, and they're cool.

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