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It's the spice that will make everyone else hot for you.
Do you know a boring fool? Someone you just don't want to be around? Chances are they just repeat the same lines over and over. You'll be brain dead too if you listen to them.
Don't be that useless human. Stay away from the thoughtless. No, run from them.
An obvious simple cure to being cool is don't fucking repeat yourself all the time. And if you're going to swear, at bare minimum, learn to be vulgar in new and creative ways. Call guys cunts. Tell girls their penis will fall off if they keep acting like a bitch. Whatever you do don't say 'f*ck' every other word unless you want to go the way of the smurfy smurfs who out-smurfed Gargamel and that smurfedy smurf Azrael. How smurfy!
If you use a word all the freakin' time... Stop. Think about what else you can say, and say that instead. This goes for tag lines that are spoken as well. Tag lines are only funny maybe twice. You gotta work for that street cred and the ensuing coolness.
It doesn't take a whole lot of brainpower to remember what you're said in the past, then NOT re-quote yourself, verbatim. There is no hope for those who live in a continual lexical echo of their history. Don't keep using the same words and expressions over and over! If more people did this we would have a happy and hip world. You can never wear out a word but your coolness can rust faster than you can earn it.
Look up the word cliche. Memorize. All day tomorrow make a note when you're living through some retardedness. (Either caused by you or someone else.) There will probably be a cliche used. Analyze yourself. A dirty secret is you need some brain power to be cool.
Having variety is tough game, it's an art form. It's the reason some new music zips fast into popularity, and some old music can't hustle their game any more. You gotta actively be different and special with variety. Once you pull it off, your name will be on bathroom walls, you'll be missed when you're gone, and you're party invitations will go through the roof.
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