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This is the mystery of the ages. However, I took liberty to interview various girls of various ages. Notice that girls consistently want more than they are likely to find.
| Age | What do they want? |
| 4th graders | "A boy who is strong. They have to be stronger than girls." |
| 6th graders | "I want a boy taller than me." |
| 7th graders | "...they're not men if they don't have armpit hair." |
| 9th graders | "I only care about the boys that can drive." |
| 11th graders | "He is probably a fool if ain't got no job. [sic]" |
| 12th graders | "I have to go the the prom and look fabulous (read: real slutty)." |
| College | "Girls aren't sure about 'the dick'. Once they get it, that's all they want -all the time." -a sexually liberated wild child, from XXX University, Los Angeles, CA. |
| Post-College | Money. Money. Money. And a $600,000 house would be nice. |
Most girls live to examine their lives as a cathartic exercise. Talking about their day as a big stream of consciousness, usually without interruption, is like deep enriching therapy to an emotional lady.
Most girls not only have to regurgitate every instance of the underground conspiracy against them, they also need to re-tell any and all emotional tangents even vaguely related to the day's activity. Once they have drained every orifice of panic or uncertainty, then they usually think about cooking dinner or sex next.
A great dating tip: don't approach a girl from the front, surprise her from the backdoor. "The rear is clear" is always a doable way to inject some excitement in picking up strangers.
Girls love to be shocked and have a potential mate(s) propose a relationship from out of nowhere. Surprising a girl may or may not expand a guy's sex palette to include anal, or even the more sinister "ass 2 mouth."
While every guy is at one time tempted to let the girl lead... in theory she will then lead the guy to mind-blowing sex, at worse he'll get a handjob; in reality, it doesn't work that way.
Girls decide when a guy is going to get laid. Very rarely do girls alter the fuckability rating of a dude mid-play. Good leaders means sex comes faster. A chick knows who she wants to see naked in the first 15 seconds of meeting guys.
Non-lesbian girls are usually along for the ride. They may bitch or complain but they really don't want to be the head banana in charge. They leave that to the guy, because they have to paint their nails... again. (kidding)
Google's image search is partially powered by the human choices of millions. If something is at the top of the results, it's partially because the masses voted it up. Statistical certainty (knowledge about what girls want) can't be totally offered as gay men and boys are also influencing Google's image results.
(click the picture to see what's currently hot)
The best of the best characteristics in a search for "hot guys" is defined as:
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